Cure For Insomnia

I’m opening a new restaurant somewhere at a super secret location and i’m not telling anybody about it. Except the readers, that is. Even though details are kept under wraps and I am under sworn duty to not reveal anything about this super secret makan place, i’ll happilly defy the odds. Now, in a world exclusive, i shall leak out details of our super secret menu!!!

CHERNG SPECIAL

One of our most popular food, though we don’t really know why. People who ate it agreed that the initial taste was good, but slowly and slowly the taste deteriorates and becomes worse and worse. By the end of the meal, you’ll regret ever choosing this one. Comes with the Korean Milkshiek and the Gejamubun.

Serene, cool and calm, this drink allows you to chill out. The special milkshiek brewed by Koreans for Koreans, a good drink to have when you want peace of mind. Too bad you have to order the Cherng Special to sip it.

Gejamubun

It’s a bun. A sarcastic one at that. Not very delicious, and not very mainstream. Your choice if you want something different. Note: Must be ordered with Cherng Special. Not sold seperately. Repeat: NOT SOLD SEPERATELY.

Jeanwich

People love this one, it is the kind of food you can eat on it’s own or mixed with other meals. A bit small, so you probably have to order 2 to fill the tummy. Don’t worry: you’re not likely to get tired of it.

Chest(er) Steak

Chest steak? Chest of what? Chicken? Beef? Lamb? Nah, despite the name, it is actually a salmon sushi with wasabi all over. A bit hard to handle, a bit unpredictable.

Sparklingling Wine

This wine is mysterious in a way where no one actually knows how old it is. It wants to be younger than it actually is. Anyhow, this drink is a bit hard to swallow, and is known to be VERY bitter. But few can argue that this drink stimulates the mind. Brahmin to the core, it contains no alcohol. Somehow, it still makes you go drunk. Warning: Do not order with Cherng Special or dining table might conbust.

Vampie-ala-mode

Try to eat this fast, it might yell at you if you don’t. Quite tasty (i have to say that or she might kill me) and goes well with the Tuna Caroll.

Tuna Caroll

The roll is kinda tough, it is very strong indeed. Again, eat this fast or you’ll get yelled at. Pairing it with a helping of Vampie-ala-mode will provide you wth a tasty, noisy meal.

Kwok Kum’s ChickenWeng

This food arrives very fast, sometimes it is served before it is ordered. Always competes with the Cherng Special to see which one arrives at the dining table first.

Served with an orange coloured sauce called the Lava Golem.

PudDing

Just a pudding I guess. Don’t have much to talk about this one; my mum said that if there is nothing good to say…..

Swan-illa / Bawani-la Ice Blended Tea

Two different drinks, though they’re equally sweet and fun. Bawani-la is probably the better choice if you want something small to drink, because Swan-illla comes with the Husband and Wife set: Malar’s Pasta, Lina and Lini’s Cheesecake, etc.

Crepetic Rapscallion

You won’t get tired of this food, because it WILL get tired of you first. Enjoy!