Cure For Insomnia

As one of the six people in this planet who DID NOT suscribe to AssThrow, i feel compelled to tell what everyone has been missing.

There’s a show in 8TV currently called What Women Want, where multiple good-looking macho dudes dress in as little clothing as possible while showing of their hot bods and legs and stuff.

When i watched there were only 6 guys left, and the frontrunners include:

Charles, a pretty boy mat salleh who speaks with a Latin accent.

Christian, a pretty boy mat salleh who speaks with a British accent.

Talha, a pretty bo…. Get it now?

And the host of this show is none other than Hannah T, who (presumably) has a phD in Sitting Around Doing Nothing But Looking Pretty.

I was kinda bored by the end of this show, but at least I know now what women want: Pretty foreign guy with an accent.

Recommended viewing for girls and guys alike.

Elsewhere, Hafiz Hashim and Roslin Hashim (yes, he’s still alive) defeated some famous guys in the Korean Open respectively. Since then, Roslin had been beaten by World Number 1 Jay Chou, but Hafiz continues to soar in the tournament. Surely, things are looking up for the Malaysian badminton contingent?

Bah. Don’t bet your ass on it. Shortly after being whitewashed by China’s Wu Ke Qun in the Q-finals of the Malaysian Open, the national number 1 Lee Chong Wei said, "Being defeated here is good and it will take the pressure of me," before continuing, "This will allow me to concentrate on all the other international tournaments."

Which means he needs to lose in order to concentrate. And that he views losing as good luck. No wonder lah he looks cheerful all the tim…. Wait, no, he doesn’t.

Chong Wei has a very intense, determined look on his face as if he was screaming out, "I am alone in this quest for victory and those who stand in my way shall be obliterated!". Or, more possibly "Can somebody tell me WHERE’S THE NEAREST TOILET!!!!!????" If i can give him an advice, it would be to "Hey, lighten up once in a while" and "Smile, jabroni, smile!"

Speaking about sports where two persons/pairs line up on opposite sides of a court separated by a net, we go to tennis.

Serena Williams has won the Australian Open to add to his collection of Grand Slam titles. He defeated Maria Sharapova in straight sets 6-1, 6-2. Congratulations, Serena! You’re the man!

And now we find ourselves back at entertainment news. Rain has come to Malaysia and will perform tonight at a surely sold out arena, even though the price of the most expensive ticket has been raised to RM 1000, which is what two PS2 costs nowadays. (It also comes with free 15 games and 2 controllers!)

Last I heard, many students have found themselves deep in debt in order to see Mr. Jeung strut his stuff on stage. Don’t go into debt, friends! You can also watch Il Divo’s concert for half the expenses. And unlike Rain’s concert, there are seats provided which will be very comfortable in case you are bored to sleep (which WILL happen.)

But the best concert to attend this weekend will be Boyz To Men’s (Yes, they are still alive, too) which will be held at Genting. Listen to their most popular hit songs, such as….er…..em…..

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Bah. Just stay at home. It’s better that way.

School has been officially over for me (and perhaps, a few of you) and it has been so for 5 weeks. To those of you who are still subjected to the 5-days-of-buffoonery per week (thank heavens for Saturday and Sunday!), tough luck.

But it’s NOT ALL doom and gloom! No it isn’t!

Your life could’ve been so much worse! Really!

You could’ve been born an insect instead of a homo sapien!

More specifically, an insect in Malaysia!

You might wonder, "Be insect at Malaysia good what. So many place to lay eggs… "

True, my friend, true, but you forgot the worst case scenario of being captured.

By a Form 6 student. From the Biology class.

I’ve never been a fan of these crappy "projects". The argument that this project will enable us to more appreciate bugs only holds so much water.

How does pinning dead insects on a board cultivate love within us!?

How does suffocating them in Tesco plastic bags help make us become better beings?

If this logic was applied everywhere else, then we can safely say that assasins or serial killers are the most "appreciative" people on Earth.

And let me assure you: They AREN’T.

And another thing, everyone knows that all these specimens were bought, not caught.

And by everyone i mean even the teachers!

And if even those buffoons know it, who wouldn’t?

Bah, this angers me, but i’m at least more thankful now that i’m human.

I could’ve been a student from the Kota Kemuning school.

Why, you ask?

Well, right now, they sedang merentas desa.

And it’s raining.  XD

Life without school… I can get used to this!

This is an announcement for those who went to Lingling’s tuition at Kasturi last year. And the year before that one. Uh-huh.

Now, YOU, dear reader, YOU would’ve known that Lingling has decided to repay us for our patience in his classes via a dinner at a prestigious (maybe) Thai restaurant.

I say "would’ve", because if YOU DID NOT know, that means YOU have not read my previous post in Cure For Imsomnia! I mean, HOW COULD YOU!!??? UNFORGIVABLE!!

Of course, to be fair to all of you, the information was relayed at the very bottom of that post and most of you people have fallen into a deep slumber by the time you got to the word "brouhaha". Well, at least this blog REALLY does cure imsomnia.

So, I shall accept your apologies with one conditio…

(Someone shouts: "You suck, Wan Cherng!!!")

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Okay, we proceed.

Supposedly, the dinner will be held on the 13th of January. Of 2007.(just to be sure, you know how Lingling always exploits loopholes.) At a Thai restaurant somewhere in hel… I mean USJ.

No, even i don’t know where it is. This problem is however, easily averted if you have a very powerful sense of smell.

Just go where the Tom Yam scent leads you.

Having said that, though, this PARTAY might have been cancelled without notice. If so, don’t blame me. The last message i received abt this Thai thingy was on the 24th of December (Merry Christmas!)

If you DID go, however, only to find yourself alone eating your sixth deep-fried cockroach, please, do tell me. My life is boring lately.

I need someone to laugh at.

I mean to laugh with.

Right.

Remember, don’t blame me if something awry happens. Heck, don’t blame me for anything!

After all, I’m just a messanger (HOW THE HELL DO YOU SPELL THIS WORD!!???)

Ciao.